CRASHING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD COMING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive tidal wave of spam is about to slam down on your mail. We're talking horrendous amounts of scammy emails packed with vile porn. These scumbags are trying to cheat you out of your hard-earned money, so be super cautious. Don't click on any images in these emails, and block them immediately. Stay safe out th